college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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