Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice