evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.