she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.