i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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