There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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