Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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