I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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