I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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