So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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