I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
People in love make me want to vomit
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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