Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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