I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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