It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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