I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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