Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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