OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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