I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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