brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need to calm my uterus...
Ladies don't puke and tell
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
