Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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