She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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