we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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