think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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