Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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