If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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