you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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