another moral hangover. fuck.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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