yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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