I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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