Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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