best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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