Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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