I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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