Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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