No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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