I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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