It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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