life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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