The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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