wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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