If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
