It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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