I heard we made out
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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