wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!