I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
