I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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