Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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