Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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