I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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