Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You can't motorboat a personality
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it glows. i had to have it.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My ass is underappreciated
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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