haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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