I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize