Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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