called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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