My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you traded sex for a burrito?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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