Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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