this just has baby written all over it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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